LDS Church Protests ICE Arrests: “They are too hard to baptize behind bars.”
July 15, 2025
A couple of Mormon Missionaries sneak into an ICE detention camp to get in a few contacts.
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A couple of Mormon Missionaries sneak into an ICE detention camp to get in a few contacts.
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Pictured: Kevin Dolan, Deseret Nationalist and poster-child of the “positive” effects of inbreeding.
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Pictured: Bradyn K. Swenson, right, is seen on his mission preparing to “sack for the Lord” by bull running whoever answers the door.
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