The Mormon Church, who literally “pioneered” American exceptionalism and played a big role in fulfilling Manifest Destiny, is now taking credit for the current “19th Century Imperialism” fad.
The early-morning Ward Council meeting, which is usually meant to wake up ward leaders through lively gossip, came to a chaotic ending.
[Pictured: LDS Woman lives in athleisure outfits 6 days a week to avoid wearing garments] The Church admits shock, not just that members still take garments seriously, but also that they’ve created a complex strategy to stop wearing them while still claiming they wear them.
Pictured Above: Singles attempt to concentrate during an opening prayer as the recording of a mother whisper-yelling for her kids to behave plays over the loud speakers.
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