The miracle which is scheduled to happen every year on the second week of April, is proof that self-fulfilling prophecies really do come true.
After scouring the scriptures, Church scholars were unable to find any clues regarding Jesus’s opinions on hoarding vast amounts of wealth.
Pictured: LDS Copyright Lawyers hold an emergency meeting to decide how they will be able to squeeze some value out of the book, with changing its official genre to Biblical Fan Fiction always on the table.
In a self-referential blog post as gimmicky as the self-reflective “eternity mirrors” inside Temples, LDSnews.org gets sucked into an endless meta-satire vortex loop.
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