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mormon divining rod

Because of Cuts to National Weather Service, Mormon Leaders Receive Counsel From Their Divining Rods

May 17, 2025

In this nostalgic return to its roots, the Church hopes to follow Joseph Smith’s example who always followed the counsel from his rod.

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LDS Man Admits He Doesn’t Understand Satire Since It Isn’t Covered in Homeschool

May 17, 2025

Pictured: Thatcher McBride watching The Living Scriptures for “World History Class” in 2013.

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LDS adhd

LDS Woman with Severe ADHD Reads 1st Nephi for Hundredth Time

May 16, 2025

Rachel had a feeling she wasn’t alone, and so she went down an internet rabbit hole about ADHD, causing her to abandon Lehi’s family on their journey yet again.

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Members Who Say Garments Were Never About Modesty Hold Their Breath For Garment Thongs

May 15, 2025

Instagram influencer Amber (@EndowedAndEmpowered) claims to already have roughly seven months of content lined up for when the Church is ready to pull the trigger on thongs.

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Gen Z Mormon Doesn’t Confess Masturbation As Long As It’s Consensual

May 14, 2025

Caleb Mendenhall has formed some ‘worldly’ ideas about sexual morality and his Bishop is coming to his rescue.

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Ensign Peak Portfolio Manager Fired For Making Trades Based Solely on Promptings of the Spirit

May 13, 2025

The Lord is prepared to help us with all of the important and difficult questions we confront. How the church invests His money is apparently not one of those things.

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joseph fielding smith

LDS Parents Let Daughter Read “Anti-Mormon Literature” If It Will Keep Her From Reading Joseph Fielding Smith

May 12, 2025

Faithful parents and church leaders everywhere are protecting their loved ones from this filth.

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President Nelson Wishes LDS Mothers a Happy Mother’s Day by Tweeting a List of Chores for the Week

May 11, 2025

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — With tender love and signature administrative flair, President Russell M. Nelson of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

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dual baptismal fonts

As Baptisms For Living Dwindle, LDS Church Doubles Capacity for Baptizing Dead

May 11, 2025

The LDS Church hopes to become a water-based religion by the time Earth’s ice caps have finished completely melting.

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Patrick Kearon LDS Apostle

Elder Patrick Kearon Worries After Two Years as Special Witness of Christ: “I’m Yet To See Any Trace of the Guy Anywhere”

May 10, 2025

Pictured: Elder Patrick Kearon holds a wrapped present, a CTR ring, which he hoped would lure Jesus in, even though many have suggested a fine cabernet from a Nazareth winery would give him better odds.

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