Pictured: LDS Copyright Lawyers hold an emergency meeting to decide how they will be able to squeeze some value out of the book, with changing its official genre to Biblical Fan Fiction always on the table.
Elder Holland has had a “come to Jesus moment” after realizing that “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.” See article for more cliches.
In a self-referential blog post as gimmicky as the self-reflective “eternity mirrors” inside Temples, LDSnews.org gets sucked into an endless meta-satire vortex loop.
Pictured: Jake Larsen of Boise misses the days when they just pushed handcarts.
The miracle which is scheduled to happen every year on the second week of April, is proof that self-fulfilling prophecies really do come true.
[Pictured: LDS Woman lives in athleisure outfits 6 days a week to avoid wearing garments] The Church admits shock, not just that members still take garments seriously, but also that they’ve created a complex strategy to stop wearing them while still claiming they wear them.
Pictured Above: Singles attempt to concentrate during an opening prayer as the recording of a mother whisper-yelling for her kids to behave plays over the loud speakers.
The talk, which many are calling a new low even for an Apostle, illustrates the need and usefulness of modern revelation in order to know exactly how much lower is possible to go.
The Mormon Church, who literally “pioneered” American exceptionalism and played a big role in fulfilling Manifest Destiny, is now taking credit for the current “19th Century Imperialism” fad.
The early-morning Ward Council meeting, which is usually meant to wake up ward leaders through lively gossip, came to a chaotic ending.
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