
LDS Church Protests ICE Arrests: “They are too hard to baptize behind bars.”
A couple of Mormon Missionaries sneak into an ICE detention camp to get in a few contacts.
A couple of Mormon Missionaries sneak into an ICE detention camp to get in a few contacts.
On Saturday, Gov. Abbott of Texas signed into law a mandate to display the 10 Commandments in public schools, and Gov. Cox is on the case.
Pictured: Pleasant Grove 2nd ward held a Measles Party for people who want a complimentary dose of measles, along with a message about our Savior, Jesus Christ.
Pictured, Clockwise Starting Top-Left: 1. The new sleeveless garments, 2. The older garments still used by mainstream LDS, 3. Stock Photo of a private investigator to add some credibility to our story, 4. Best estimate of what FLDS garments look like since they never remove their clothes.
Pictured: An early depiction of Celestial Kingdom dwellers disciplining the Terrestrial help.
The updated temple rooms will now include a new room nicknamed “purgatory” where you wait for your one-time use token to arrive via text or email.
Pictured: Adam and Steve peruse their Jardin à la Française for gifts to comfort their grieving neighbors.
Although God’s been dropping hints to mankind for millennia that it’s better to accept everyone, some believers are sure they know better.
Mormon Missionaries run to spread the good news about finding “Pride” in their Topical Guides to fight Pride Month.
Pictured: The stars of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives pose for a new promotional shot that is designed to bring awareness to the dying Great Salt Lake.
Pictured: Megan Wright of Riverton, UT used her new name once as a joke to order Cafe Rio online and now faces an eternity of zero privacy.
Sister Bradshaw caresses her piano while listening to Michael Bublé on repeat. Ever since Sister Li’s sudden appearance in the ward, her life has lost complete direction.
Pictured: Kayden Oaks (window seat) already regrets agreeing to accompany great-gramps on this 2-hour flight from Salt Lake to Denver but hopes to make it into a General Conference airplane story this fall.
Pictured: Robbie and James try their best to keep a straight face while Thomas kneels and reads the first chapter of Enders Game by Orson Scott Card.
Pictured: The old North Minnesota Ward Building was shut down last year when the church stopped counting spirits in attendance as active ward members.
Pictured: Thousands of spirits baptized by proxy at the Paris France Temple gather to protest their faulty ordinances.
Brother of Jared stares longingly at the superior technology his family could have spent that traumatic year in.
Caleb Mendenhall has formed some ‘worldly’ ideas about sexual morality and his Bishop is coming to his rescue.
Faithful parents and church leaders everywhere are protecting their loved ones from this filth.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — With tender love and signature administrative flair, President Russell M. Nelson of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
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