Pictured: Bradyn K. Swenson, right, is seen on his mission preparing to “sack for the Lord” by bull running whoever answers the door.
Pictured: Celestial Kingdom border protection guards ensure only the clean can enter. This is heaven, but also, that is tear gas you are seeing.
Moroni, who spent thousands of agonizing hours pretending to enjoy trumpet, has reportedly spoken to people familiar with the matter about his love of pottery.
The church seeks to understand those who disagree with it in their normal, intellectually honest way.
Pictured: The stars of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives pose for a new promotional shot that is designed to bring awareness to the dying Great Salt Lake.
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Hailey Mahlstrom of the LDS Church PR team tries to free her left hand of chronic “copy/paste claw,” a rare medical condition that affects employees who create junk PR in all industries.
Pictured: Paintings of Joseph Smith’s multiple stints in various prisons have enjoyed a renaissance of reprints and re-imaginings to support the restored gospel of being the butt of religious jokes everywhere.
Pictured: A temple worker stands guard armed with a QR scanner in the foyer of the Washington DC temple where numerous ordinances have been reported missing or stolen.
Pictured: The old North Minnesota Ward Building was shut down last year when the church stopped counting spirits in attendance as active ward members.
Pictured: Thousands of spirits baptized by proxy at the Paris France Temple gather to protest their faulty ordinances.
Brother of Jared stares longingly at the superior technology his family could have spent that traumatic year in.
Marcus “Sticky Fingers” Doyle’s Book of Mormon is well-worn, but only on one page: 1st Nephi 4, the holiest smash and grab job he’s ever read.
Bishop Dalton, who is always eager for a long talk about chastity, believes mood lighting is the best way to inspire members to elaborate on ‘what happened.’
Pictured: Heather Farnsworth of Spanish Fork, UT attempts to somewhat agree with Satan’s plan in hopes her skin darkens a bit for summer. She couldn’t help but remember however that the LDS church depicts Satan to be just as pale as her.
Rachel had a feeling she wasn’t alone, and so she went down an internet rabbit hole about ADHD, causing her to abandon Lehi’s family on their journey yet again.
Instagram influencer Amber (@EndowedAndEmpowered) claims to already have roughly seven months of content lined up for when the Church is ready to pull the trigger on thongs.
Caleb Mendenhall has formed some ‘worldly’ ideas about sexual morality and his Bishop is coming to his rescue.
Pictured: Daniel C. Peterson, one of many apologists who have awarded themselves a 3-part name, visited his local library recently knowing he could find books there for this photo op.
Web Analytics Specialist Adam Lindstrom is ready to pack it up and call it a day after seeing their first web visit spend exactly 7 seconds on the site. Outside observers question who mormonr.org is actually for.
Pictured: LDS Church leaders humbly downsized the Fairview, TX temple proposal, now with only half of the temple’s square footage existing in the steeple. The forced move towards humility is an afront to Mormon religious practices.
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