The new mascot, introduced on Pioneer Day, is undisputedly more terrifying than a cougar and BYU officials hope that being true to their Pioneer heritage might also serve as an intimidation tactic.
While some children are panicking about their celestial citizenship, others, mostly girls, are relieved.
A couple of Mormon Missionaries sneak into an ICE detention camp to get in a few contacts.
Now that researchers have learned that testimonies are largely food-based, they face a moral dilemma of whether to make this dangerous knowledge widely known.
Pictured: Kevin Dolan, Deseret Nationalist and poster-child of the “positive” effects of inbreeding.
Pictured: Veronica Gomez-Trujillo, a former immigration case worker, helps an Ex-Mormon with the paperwork required to leave the Mormon church. She has struggled to find work as immigrants hide in false floors and hot attics to avoid being sent to an alligator-policed concentration camp.
With the posting of the 1886 polygamy revelation immediately ahead of unveiling “Temple Square’s Family Room” outside observers brace for a big announcement.
Jake Retzlaff hopes to finish reading The Miracle of Forgiveness in time for summer practice.
Ryder Lyons has begun carrying a Book of Mormon wherever he goes (instead of a football) in order to perfect his grip and lightning scripture-finding abilities.
As President Nelson begins taping his October address now in hopes of coming up with enough cohesive material that can be stitched together, church leaders fast and pray that AI can fill in the gaps.
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