Despite the poor marks, the graded revelation transcription was uploaded to the Church’s refrigerator door, next to Nelson’s watercolor exhibit.
Pictured: Paintings of Joseph Smith’s multiple stints in various prisons have enjoyed a renaissance of reprints and re-imaginings to support the restored gospel of being the butt of religious jokes everywhere.
The new mascot, introduced on Pioneer Day, is undisputedly more terrifying than a cougar and BYU officials hope that being true to their Pioneer heritage might also serve as an intimidation tactic.
History books were updated today as LDS Historians proudly claimed Moroni to be the origin of the cruel behavioral therapy practice that mormons believe taught Joseph Smith to be less greedy over 4 years.
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